let me share a joke - BM translation of the computer terms

This is how malaysian translate the computer term into Bahasa Melayu.

Terms:
Hardware: barang keras
Software: barang lembut
Joystick: batang bahagia
Plug and Play: cucuk dan main
Port: lubang
Server: pelayan
Client= pelanggan

For example:
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."

(you guys can laugh after read the following translation... lol)

Translated:
"Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan mempergunakan batang bahagia jenis keras atau lembut. Batang bahagia
itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."

OMG! Hope you all enjoy this... ^_____^